Gibbs and Ryan in the March 20, 2012 episode of NCIS, "The Tell." Jamie Lee Curtis reprises her memorable guest role.
Abs and Abs. Abby and Palmer's six pack, that is.
Tony and Ziva on NCIS. Great couple of characters.
Vance lurks on NCIS.
Abby and Gibbs talk about some things.
Ned Dorneget (Matt Jones) and Tony DiNozzo (Michael Weatherly) on NCIS.
Ned Dorneget (Matt Jones) and Tim McGee (Sean Murray) on NCIS.
Ned Dorneget (Matt Jones) is a new probie? Apparently, in the February 28, 2012 episode of NCIS.

NCIS Quotes

Tony: One other question, I know you're an expert in English history. And I was just wondering, have you ever heard of Archibald Drummond, the 17th Earl of Trent?
Ducky: The Earl of Trent. No, I can't say I have. Why?
Tony: I was just wondering. Thanks.

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.