Abby and McGee do their thing on NCIS. That thing is always quite entertaining.
Hilarious scene from NCIS. Tony snoops on Gibbs in the women's shower.
Enrique Murciano debuts on the NCIS episode "Two-Faced." He plays the key role of Ziva's boyfriend, Ray.
Michael Weatherly is a lot of things, but bad cop he is not. Tony did his best though, we have to give him that.
Gibbs ultimately saved the day after Vance's coerced confession. That can only lead to more tension between them.
Ziva David in the March 29, 2011 episode of NCIS.
A great photo of Abby, as all of them are, from NCIS.
Is a love connection brewing between Tony and E.J. on NCIS? Certainly looks like it after this closing scene.

NCIS Quotes

McGee: Rule number 70 - keep digging till you hit bottom.
Abby: McGee! There is no rule 70.
McGee: Well, I--
Abby: You just made up a rule. This McGibbs thing has really gone to your head. I don't even recognize you right now.

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.