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Parks and Recreation Season 5 Quotes

I wouldn't know. I've never been hungover. After I've had too much whiskey, I cook myself a large flank steak, pan fried and salted butter. I eat that, put on a pair of wet socks and go to sleep.


I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.

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