Jim and Pam go on a Valentine's Day date with Bob and Phyllis Vance. It's quite awkward when the latter couple fornicates in the can.
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Dwight K. Schrute is the most insane, yet still lovable paper salesman in all of Scranton, Pennsylvania.
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The Office Season 5 Episode 18 Quotes

So, I received my first Valentine from a secret admirer. [Kelly opens the envelope] Roses are red, violets are blue, it's time for your dental cleaning, and maybe a check-up too.

Kelly

They have new phone systems now that can ring directly to a salesman, or someone presses star and they go to accounting, basically 95 percent of my job. But I'd like to see a machine that puts out candy for everyone. [realizing] Vending machine...

Pam