Jim and Pam go on a Valentine's Day date with Bob and Phyllis Vance. It's quite awkward when the latter couple fornicates in the can.
Dwight K. Schrute is the most insane, yet still lovable paper salesman in all of Scranton, Pennsylvania.

The Office Season 5 Episode 18 Quotes

They have new phone systems now that can ring directly to a salesman, or someone presses star and they go to accounting, basically 95 percent of my job. But I'd like to see a machine that puts out candy for everyone. [realizing] Vending machine...


Phone Salesman: Hi.
Pam: Good morning, can I help you?
Phone Salesman: Yes, I'm from Techstar about a new phone system for you. I was wondering if I could talk to Michael Scott.
Pam: I'm sorry, he's not in right now.
Phone Salesman: Really? He's never around when I come by.
Pam: Shoot.