Homer joins the neighborhood watch and tries to put an end to the Springfield crime wave.

The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 11 Quotes

Lisa, never, ever stop in the middle of a hoedown!


Jimbo: Hey, you're that drunken posse. Wow! Can I join ya?
Homer: I don't know, can you swing a sack of doorknobs?
Jimbo: Can I!
Homer: You're in. Here's the sack.
Moe: But you gotta supply your own doorknobs.