Marge becomes the talk of the town in the upcoming episode of The Simpsons when her charity calender hits the streets. Here she is looking seductive with some fruit.. and Ned Flanders.
A picture of Principal W. Seymour Skinner in all his glory saluting. Poor skinner is a vietnam vet and tries so hard to be a good man, but succumbs to the will of his mother and Bart Simpson.
Maggie? Oh, you must be sick. Let's see, what's old Dr. Washburn prescibe? Do you have dropsy? The grippe? Scofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum-dum fever?