But why would we even want to party with Gamma Psis? They stole ...
Casey: But why would we even want to party with Gamma Psis? They stole our table at Dobbler's, and apparently our social life - besides they're kinda weird.
Ashleigh: I don't care if they're serial killers, they're number one. If we get them, we get the guys. It worked with Janet Gunderson.
Casey: Your dorky friend with the monobrow in 7th grade?
Ashleigh: She befriended me and became popular by association - and then I introduced her to tweezers and she stole my boyfriend - see? It's perfect! We are Janet Gunderson - the Gamma Psis are twelve year-old me and we become number one by association!
Casey: I don't think that's how it works...