Season 3, Episode 10: "Friend or Foe"
Rebecca: Well I guess it was inevitable. I want you to know that I rarely try and sleep with the same ex twice.Casey: Thanks, Becks. I'm almost touched.
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Cappie: We'll all be pals, like Harry Pottery, and you know, the other two.
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Katherine: It is simple, costumes revealing genitals are unacceptable.
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Beaver: I hate crickets - ever since Pinnochio - they're too bossy.
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Rebecca: Natalie, shouldn't you be protecting your pot of gold?
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Casey: Maybe what you guys need is a common enemy. Cappie, who do the Kappa Taus hate the most?
Cappie: Ryan Seacrest - oh no, no, no, wait, wait, Officer Huck
Casey: And who do the Omega Chis hate the most?
Cappie: Liberals?
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Betsy: We're all going to go to girl jail like those prison movies my boyrfriend watches!
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Casey: We'll know if we did it, when we get in trouble for it, but until then, we say nothing!
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Season 3, Episode 9: "The Wish-Pretzel"
Evan: Hey, so you going home this weekend?Cappie: Nah, my parents don't believe in celebrating Thanksgiving. They side with the Native Americans - and the turkey, as vegetarians.
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Rebecca: I care about old people! I watch Desperate Housewives!
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