Your chilli sucks!

Johnny

Johnny: You get stuff like this at summer camp?
DJ: Nah, friendship bracelets.

It's just sauce, man.

Briggs

I used to feel pity for them, but now I realize we're all in the same boat.

Megan

Don: Where are you going?
Stan: I'm gonna have that sandwich on my desk. I need to get to it before you do.

Don: You have to make arrangements to be out of classes December 1st.
Sally: My calendar's full.

You know what they say about Detroit; it's all fun and games until they shoot you in the face.

Roger

Congratulations, Professor. I think you've made it to round 2.

President Hathaway

I will never see my home. But, if we win this war, my children's children may one day gaze upon the real Cacherias. That is what I'm fighting for Mr. President.

Cochise

No no. No one said anything about a bubblehead and a damn murderer.

Pope

Anne: What am I thinking? I love you Lexi.
Lexi: I love you too, Mommy.
Anne: Who are you?

The how I'm afraid is not a simple answer even for me.

Cochise