Wow. I never knew that confessions could be so hurtful.

John

Sykes: He was here all night. How does he look that good?
Flynn: And where did he get a change of clothes?

Flynn: Well, it just goes to show you, looks aren't everything.
Hobbs: They certainly help though. They certainly help.

Well, I've got some bad news for you guys. I don't do breakfast. I do brunch.

John

My problem is I try to be nice to everyone, especially in hot tubs.

John

Hobbs: The lighting in that room is so horrible, yet...
Sharon: I know. He looks great, doesn't he?

How do you guys think this happened? Did this woman just climb into my box and die because she wanted to be near my clothes?

John

I made the board! Whoa!

John

Michael, my dear dear friend, your television show is sliding further and further off the bubble as we speak.

Provenza
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