Oh! I spilled the beans.

Renzo

Saffron, you even think about playin' me again, I will riddle you with holes.

Mal

Wash: Captain, don't you know kissing girls makes you sleepy?
Mal: Sometimes I just can't help myself.

See, Vera? You dress yourself up, then you get taken out somewhere fun.

Jayne

Okay! Everybody NOT talking about sex, in here. Everyone else, elsewhere!

Wash

But she was naked! And all...articulate!

Mal

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

Jayne

Oh do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not married, not *madly* in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinky.

Wash

Oh, I'm going to the special hell.

Mal
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