Jeannie: After I told you that I was carrying your baby, I kinda can't believe you have no reaction.
Marty: This is my reaction.

Let's just go be gross and not have to look at each other while we do it."

Brett

Jack: To your child. May he or she grow up in a less complicated world.
Margaux: Thank you, Jack.

[to Margaux] Daniel died a hero. I just wanted you to know that.

Jack

Roscoe: Shut the fuck up Dad!
Marty: Hey.
Rocoe: Stop trying to do damage control. The damage is done. Congratulations. Okay. Your narcissim wins again.
Marty: Okay. Okay.
Roscoe: It's bigger than all of us.
Marty: Listen, I was trying to find the right way to tell you. I didn't want it just blurted out.
Roscoe: You don't get to control how the world happens for me anymore.

Brett: She's a crazy person.
Alex: She's a lunatic. But I think it's working.

I'm really impressed. It was pathetic, but you didn't quit.

Tina

Clyde: Did you mean to say you are a crazy country?
Marty: That's auto correct. But the word's still there. If she read it out loud, she'll get it.

Soo, maybe not just father issues?

Beverly

My type is smart, beautiful, slightly damaged. Know anyone like that?

Helen

Ah, Judge Miller. Your reputation precedes you. I would say it's a pleasure but my mother taught me never to lie.

Nolan

Marty: When are you going to rape and pillage my company?
Denna: I'd rather stick to raping and pillaging you.
Marty: Boo, don't threaten me with a good time.