Favorite Quotes
Ruby: My father used to host orgies here for his decrepit friends. Think "Eyes Wide Shut" but with more ear hair.
Sherlock: That would explain some of the smells.
It's not personal, it's cheerleading.
Savannah
Bart: (Answering phone) Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em!
Homer: Boy! When I get home, I'm going to wrap my hands around your neck--
(The mental doctors suddenly gasp and look at Homer.)
Homer: --and smother you with kisses.
Bart: Dad, whatever they got you on, cut the dose!
Madeline: (to Paris) Looks like we're going to have to do the Pink Ladies makeover on you.
Louise: We'll turn you from a sweet Sandy to a sluty Sandy. Dancing at the school fair with high heels, black spandex and permed hair.
Becca Winstone is going down, you just have to decide if you're going down with her.
Agent Miller
Guys like you and me have no business dating a woman like Villa. Sliding her into your rotation isn't going to fly.
Hornstock
I'm gonna take medical advice from somebody who wet the bed till he was nine?
Pop Halstead [to Will]
Wilhelmina: Hey Wilhelmina, love the hat
Kayla Brooks: Thank you
Wilhelmina: Do we know this person?
Justin: Kayla Brooks, fashion correspondent for New York One. She's in midnight blue Chanel with pewter buttons and navy stockings
Wilhelmina: Mistake?
Justin: Colossal. She looks like a mailbox
Wilhelmina: You're good, Jason
Justin: It's Justin. You can call me whatever you want, I love you
Don't do this to this family. It's almost Christmas.
Ashley
You may screw like a woman but you act like an attention starved little brat.
John Ross
I don't know if you've heard, but miraculously Tara Little has quit the fire service and recanted her testimony against you.
Boden
Running like he was just shooting. And I know what that looks like.
Omar