Favorite Quotes
[to herself] I have done something wrong, something so huge I can't even see it, something that's drowning me. I am inadequate, and stupid, without worth. I might as well be dead. Please God, let Hannah forget me. Let me forget me.
June
Charlie: Ha, one kiss and he's ready to marry the girl.
Alan: So?
Charlie: So you don't have to worry, he's definitely your son
Truth and dare is as close as I can get to gambling.
Toby
Kort: I shoot first, ask questions later when someone's standing over and old friend's dead body.
Tony: You have friends?
Kort: Back off, DiNozzo. I was best man at his wedding
He's a group exploder. It's a gift.
Jules
My prom date was one of those murderball champions.
Penny
Mommy... They're coming.
Kira
As long as the government is calling the shots, we'll never be in control.
Alex
God will forgive us my son, but I will not forgive failure from you or your brother!
Rodrigo
Ruby: My father used to host orgies here for his decrepit friends. Think "Eyes Wide Shut" but with more ear hair.
Sherlock: That would explain some of the smells.
It's not personal, it's cheerleading.
Savannah
Bart: (Answering phone) Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em!
Homer: Boy! When I get home, I'm going to wrap my hands around your neck--
(The mental doctors suddenly gasp and look at Homer.)
Homer: --and smother you with kisses.
Bart: Dad, whatever they got you on, cut the dose!