Favorite Quotes
Vince Latucci: Speaking of the kids, Christine, they must be getting big. What are they up to now?
Christine Muldoon: You know, they're just your regular, all-American kids. Obsessed with their dead uncle, who was recently shot down outside a bar a few blocks from their luxurious one bedroom walk-up apartment.
Young Carl: I wish for world peace.
Young Barney: I wish for world war.
Young Carl: That would be cooler.
Marshall: We slept for 18 hours.
Lily: We lost four pre-paid meals.
Marshall: I lost 11 pounds.
Shiv: Archie gave you the "one baby every four seconds" talk, right?
George: Yeah.
Shiv: No point having it twice then.
George: It's four babies every one second.
Shiv: Oh, God. That's even worse.
Alex: Do I belong here, in your mind. It's a simple question, really.
Owen: I was the one who recruited you here. I believe you may be special.
She got suspended for bitch slapping a client. I’m not so sure any of us want to be her anymore.
Laurel
I already got one ass kicking. I'm not looking for another.
Raylan
Eddie: Can I ask you something?
Katherine: Yeah, of course.
Eddie: Was it me that sent you on your journey?
Katherine: Edward Savill are you asking if you ruined men for me? I promise you had nothing to do with it. I was never not attracted to you, it's just now I'm attracted to her.
Rok: Dal and the admiral need to go… out there.
Dal/Janeway: You mean you want me to exit a starship, go to the middle of a warp bubble, and make physical contact with my own body? Listen, I was once transformed into a salamander. Nothing can be as difficult as that. Let’s do it!
It's not like a Sonny Von Bulow coma.
Jerry
Jordan: Carla?
Carla: Hm?
Jordan: You're one of them bossy-pants types who always tells people their problems whether they ask for it or not, right?
Carla: I like to think I've learned when to hold back.
Jordan: You're in.
Carla: You've totally lost sight of what's important, here. You are a parent now, okay? You don't come first anymore-
Jordan: No.
Carla: You've got to do what's best for your son, even if it means sucking up to the one doctor on earth who's more obnoxious than you are.
Jordan: Well...
Carla: Oh, my God. I loved doing that so much, it makes my hand shake a little!
My damn mother.
Kanan [to Famous]