Favorite Quotes
She got suspended for bitch slapping a client. I’m not so sure any of us want to be her anymore.
Laurel
I already got one ass kicking. I'm not looking for another.
Raylan
Eddie: Can I ask you something?
Katherine: Yeah, of course.
Eddie: Was it me that sent you on your journey?
Katherine: Edward Savill are you asking if you ruined men for me? I promise you had nothing to do with it. I was never not attracted to you, it's just now I'm attracted to her.
Rok: Dal and the admiral need to go… out there.
Dal/Janeway: You mean you want me to exit a starship, go to the middle of a warp bubble, and make physical contact with my own body? Listen, I was once transformed into a salamander. Nothing can be as difficult as that. Let’s do it!
It's not like a Sonny Von Bulow coma.
Jerry
Jordan: Carla?
Carla: Hm?
Jordan: You're one of them bossy-pants types who always tells people their problems whether they ask for it or not, right?
Carla: I like to think I've learned when to hold back.
Jordan: You're in.
Carla: You've totally lost sight of what's important, here. You are a parent now, okay? You don't come first anymore-
Jordan: No.
Carla: You've got to do what's best for your son, even if it means sucking up to the one doctor on earth who's more obnoxious than you are.
Jordan: Well...
Carla: Oh, my God. I loved doing that so much, it makes my hand shake a little!
My damn mother.
Kanan [to Famous]
Leslie: What kind of birds do you guys eat?
Raul: Chickens.
Leslie: Us too. Amazing.
Kayla: Whitley King was one of your patients?
Marlena: According to her file, she had several sessions. Sessions in the Fall of 2021.
Kayla: Well, that explains it.
Marlena: Yeah. That's why I am only remembering it right now.
Kayla: In the Fall of 2021, you were possessed.
Oh frack. We got the policia. We gotta get out of here.
Noah
Open your eyes, Teresita, or someone will shut them for you.
Pote
Zoya: Me first!
Julien: Wait!
Zoya: I need to shower.
Julien: So do I.
Zoya: I thought you already did. I heard the water.
Julien: I ran it for steam. It's part one of my three-part skincare routine. Used to be ten, but new research shows that all you need is a cleanser, moisturizer, and a sunblock...
Zoya: I'm not following.
Julien: A bunch of dermatologists...
Zoya: No, I mean, I don't care. And I need to get in there. Some of us have hair. Why don't you go put together an outfit in your closet... What, you know, used to be my bedroom. And by the time you're done, maybe I can see myself in the full-size mirror again.
Julien: If my stuff is an imposition, I'll just... I'll...
Nick: Everything okay here? You're sharing well with your sister, Z?