Favorite Quotes
Phoebe: I saw dad naked once in the bathroom but I didn't see his thing. I bet you did. Is it big?
Cora: It's a sin to talk that way.
Phoebe: God doesn't mind if you're sick.
Holly: The first person should be a woman.
Fargo: You're playing the girl card?
Holly: You guys got the moon, we should get Titan. It's even steven!
We were hoping to have an orgy and then we realized we were one person short.
Jane
Buck: Hey. What's going on?
Bobby: They're both trapped by the same beam. We take the pressure off of him and we're squeezing her. Which one has the better shot?
Eddie: Injuries are different. But the risk is the same.
Buck: Wait, what are we saying? We gotta pick who we save?
Bobby: I'm saying, I don't think we can save them both.
It's strange, isn't it? How laying in bed, staring at the fluorescent lights can change everything?
Nick
All we want are answers.
Ben
Toby: I'll pick up the kids before you leave for classes.
Kate: Toby, wait.
Toby: Look, Kate, we don't have to make a big deal out of this. It's scorching hot, and I have to get to work, so...
Kate: Just let me say this one thing. This isn't how our story ends. Just because our marriage is over doesn't mean our story has to be over.
Smurf: When I tell you to do something, I'm not asking.
J: I'm the only reason that black eye isn't an everyday occurrence.
Smurf: Watch yourself.
J: I'm the only one that visits you. The only one that gives a shit you're in here. If I stop coming, you're going to die in here.
Pree: What did I tell you about incapacitating my customers?
Dutch: Keep it in the backroom, and not the ones who tip.
Bobby: Look at this office! If I ever sold my boat I could live here.
Andy: No.
Ralph Angel: We get to choose how we deal with things. You hear me?
Darla: They can’t steal our joy unless we let them.
I just want to say thank you for making my day. That's what acting's supposed to be.
Kyle