Favorite Quotes
We all know how loud a good massage can be.
Jax
It's easier to maintain the monotony of putting together duck calls when you're a little loopy.
Jase
Gary: Anybody see you?
Christopher Gregory: No.
Valentine: You are my greatest achievement, Jace.
Jace: I'm not your achievement, I'm your son!
Valentine: No, you are not my son. I'm not your father, Jocelyn is not your mother, Clary...Clary is not your sister.
Jace: More lies.
Valentine: I wish. The truth sword, remember?
[They fight]
You should really bathe your prisoners from time to time. This one's beginning to smell.
The Red Queen
So your prick doesn't work, does that make you less of a man? No, it doesn't. Lots of men can have sex. Lots of men can have children. Those things are easy. To be a son of Ragnar Lothbrok and to find greatness, that is hard.
Servant Girl
[to Syd] The only way you can protect Charleston Tucker is to remain operational. End of story.
Gantry
Lynelle: It's a hit piece, Clara. They smell blood in the water.
Clara: Who smells blood?
John: Everyone.
Beth: Maybe you should take 'em to the train station.
Talus; You're a Templar now, and you've earned your right to call me brother.
Galaxy One just decimated the entire Canary network. If you want to even the odds, you get out there and fight the hell back. If you don't, we're all dead.
Maya
While I have been picking up kids clothes, dealing with meltdowns, and cleaning up vomit you're dating a crayon.
Darlene
Dani: That place really was haunted.
Malcolm: In my experience, people are always scarier than ghosts.