Teddy: Charlie, you need anything?
Charlie: Teddy, if I was any happier, my pants would be wet

Spencer: You guys bring any food?
Sylvie: Uh, no, that's Postmates.
Spencer: Can you call them?

Savi: Do I sound crazy right now?
Dominic: Well, yeah but lucky for you I dig crazy.

Hailey: Sean has been playing me this entire time. I found him at the trap house. I let him sit in on the interview with Blake.He was looking for information, but not because he cares. He was--
Voight: Hailey, what are you trying to say?
Hailey: Abby jumped off that roof when I said Sean's name. I saw it. That's why she jumped. There are over two dozen girls that have gone his place that no longer exist. What if they didn't fall through the cracks? What if the wolf has been in the hen house the entire time? Hiding in plain sight, helping them, protecting them. What if we need to wake the hell up? I'm saying the chief's son is trafficking underaged girls.

Quinn: Could have been us.
Carrie: I'm glad it wasn't.
Quinn: Yeah, me too.

They're people, for Christ's sake. It's our job to take care of these women. Do your fucking job!

Coates

At least you didn't kill him.

Callen [to Sam]

We all know how loud a good massage can be.

Jax

It's easier to maintain the monotony of putting together duck calls when you're a little loopy.

Jase

Gary: Anybody see you?
Christopher Gregory: No.

Valentine: You are my greatest achievement, Jace.
Jace: I'm not your achievement, I'm your son!
Valentine: No, you are not my son. I'm not your father, Jocelyn is not your mother, Clary...Clary is not your sister.
Jace: More lies.
Valentine: I wish. The truth sword, remember?
[They fight]

You should really bathe your prisoners from time to time. This one's beginning to smell.

The Red Queen