Favorite Quotes
Had to fight off a giant squid for it, but anything for you.
Nick
Barbara: I don't like this one bit; dropping in out of the blue, dancing on the same furniture as Ava. I got a bad feeling. And then her mother wants to drop that little tidbit about being late on her phone bill -- a convenient time to visit.
Melissa: Well, I smelled swindler the minute she walked in, that and a spicy citrusy aroma. She smelled really good actually.
You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
Homer
Rebecca: You know I don't hate your brother and I don't want him to go to jail, it's just I don't ...
Justin: You have nothing to worry about. In this whole situation, you're Switzerland. You're beautiful and ... neutral.
But I had Linda on my team last year. That's a handicap or else I would have kicked your ass but you better not tell her I said that.
Danny
Susie Myerson: What do you do about the Gordons and the Petes and all the fuckin’ men that run the fuckin’ world?
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: You go around them. You use whatever you can and you stop at nothing. Guess who taught me that?
Sarah: Hendrix is on bail. Cosima is on the Island of Dr. Moreau. And Helena is AWOL. I’m meant to be bringing us together and we’re falling apart.
Felix: Well, at least you’ve still got Rachel!
She is tomorrow.
Joe
You stay golden Julie Taylor.
Landry
You know, we all feel like the system is too big to change, but guess what? We are the system, and we need to change. So, just tell me what you need, what your patients need, and I don't care if it's not covered. I don't care if the board says no; let's get into some trouble. Let's be doctors again.
Max
You ever disrespect my wife again that blade will go through your throat like a stick of butter. You got it?
Danny
Elena: How are you faring?
Gwen: My handmaid has been poisoned because someone’s trying to kill me. So, other than that, I’m great.
Elena: Well, you wanted to be a princess.
Gwen: Yes, but I was thinking more like Cinderella. But anyways, high hopes dashed. Story of my life.