And if we want to look at the silver lining here, he was going to die soon anyway. So as far as murders go it's like not the worst kind of murder.

Joss

Liz: This wasn't a party!
Dennis: Tell me about it. It sucked.

Hornstock: You're going to college, period.
Sophie: That's not your call.

I am sick with love. I wanted to possess you, to fling you down upon a bed, to hold you in my arms, to walk with you beside a river, lay flowers on your pillow for when you wake.

Valmont

Choi: Ms. Goodwin, Dr. Danover, CDC.
Sharon: Ah yes. Welcome to Chicago Med.
Andrea: We've expedited a response team so we -
Will: Hi, Andrea.
Andrea: Will Halstead.
Choi: You two know each other?
Will: Dr. Danover and I were bio majors together in undergrad.

Loni: I convinced the department to pay for him and his wife. Oh my god, his wife? How is she?
Jenny: Not great.
Loni: Understandable. Considering the police tried to make her believe he was a thief.
Jenny: A thief?
Loni: The night he disappeared there was a robbery.
Jenny: And what was taken?
Loni: Obsolete computer equiptment from the storage room.

Joe's dad: Driving drunk, cheating on Amy. This isn't the Joe I know.
Joe: I don't know what happened.
Joe's dad: Life threw you off track and into a tree

I put him away once. Happy to do it again.

Megan

You're a glorified babysitter who got way too expensive.

Siobhan

Josh: Oh my God though? You're closer to my mom's age than you are to miiiiine.
Liza: OK. Can we stop with the math now?
Josh: Yes. No more math.

Diana: And you?
Matthew: I was born human. We didn't keep track of birthdays back then, but I'd estimate it was in 500 and then I was reborn as a vampire in 537.
Diana: The things you must have seen.
Matthew: Mmm. And done.
Diana: Would you like to have dinner with me tomorrow?

Jerry: We have a permit.
Cooper: To be a dip shit?