Favorite Quotes
Pam: When I started this magazine, women were only just beginning to find their own voices to find that strength to be able to say my body is my body.
Jane: We've come a long way.
Pam: Absolutely, and there is no going back. Knowledge is power.
We're living in the most dangerous time in this country in a hundred years, and you decide to put me and you at risk for some rebound girl. For sex! Like father, like son.
Charley
Janitor: I can clean it for you.
Carla: Why would you do that?
Janitor: I don't know.... Still a little drunk from breakfast. Plus, taxidermy used to be kind a...hobby of mine. You know, till the state took my license away.
(to Neal about Peter) Do u trust your FBI buddy?
Mozzie
Alan: I know what you want. I know what I want.
Wainright: OK, good. So what do you want out of life?
Alan: What do I want most out of life? I want to go fast and be left alone. You write something good. Make me sound heroic, like John Glenn, but not so boring.
Let's face it Kevin. There are people who try to commit suicide for attention and then there are people who really wanna f*ckin' die. Like me and you.
Patti
If someone doesn't get to park on their chair quite as long, I'm OK with that.
Rick [to T.C.]
[quizzing on Chemistry]
Megan: What is lithium?
Rose: An anti-depressant?
Megan: I was going with alkali metal...
Lockhart: There is no trying, only doing.
Alex: Yoda? Really? That's what you're going with?
Virginia: We're a team now.
Desna: Really? We're doing this now?
Milt: You're under arrest for the murders of Rosalee Brackish and Kyle Chilton.
Devon: You guys are sloooooow.
Yes, I shall attend this institution. Perhaps one day I can be more powerful than King Friday. (Scene to where Stewie becomes King Friday.) I am the supreme ruler of the neighborhood of make believe. All will kneel before my... (Trolley comes by and rings bell.) Oh, come on! What kind of freaking king lives next to the tracks? What is this, Mexico?
Stewie