Favorite Quotes
You're different you know that?
Mindy [to Tim]
You lost the right to my attention when you decided to leave without saying goodbye.
Bonnie
This is not about Liam, it’s not. It’s about you needing an enemy.
Eric
Ben: I’m starting to think the early seventies wasn’t the best time for stewardesses.
Addison: I am appreciating your feminist awakening.
I'd say that date with my brother just saved your life.
Luke
Joni: So are we safe here?
Mac: Of course.
Ben: Everyone keeps telling me to stay in my lane, that I’m not a doctor anymore, but I am still a doctor, and I’m a firefighter. I am highly trained in both those fields. That should make me an asset, not a liability.
Sullivan: What makes you a liability is you run into burning buildings without permission. You deliberately defy your captain’s orders.
Ben: Yes, yes, I am defiant sometimes. I’m also brave. I’m wired for adrenaline, and I care about my fellow man. I’m smart, captain, and I’m capable, and I can think six steps ahead, and I’m tired of apologizing for that.
Bailey: I guess that means the stakeout is over.
Nolan: But that doesn't mean the date has to be.
The order was mine. In a fire scene, in all the chaos and unpredictability, a firefighter can only relay back to his incident commander the information he has at the time, but it is up to the chief to make a decision where or when to send the additional resources … It was I, not Captain Casey, not anyone else, but I who ordered them into the fire scene. So if you are looking to blame someone, if you are looking for a human scapegoat, blame me.
Boden
Jimbo: Well, looks like we're not going anywhere for a long time.
Director: We're snowed in?
Mayor: Yes! We're trapped!
Mr. Garrison: Like sailors on a submarine...
Mayor: My god, this is the worst storm I have ever seen!
Director's Assistant: Oh, I have to get out of here; I haven't eaten since breakfast.
Officer Barbrady: Yeah, I'm getting kind of hungry, too!
Jimbo: I hope you all don't realize what we're facing here... Our only option might be to...eat each other to stay alive.
(Everybody in the building gasps in horror.)
Director: Uh... It's only been, like, four hours... Aren't you people resorting to cannablism a little quickly?
Jimbo: That's a while to live, Mr. Director. I don't eat plenty, but if some of us must die so the rest can stay alive so be it.
Mayor: But...how do we decide who?
Jimbo: Well, we'll draw straws...
Director: Now, wait just a minute! You've all had a big breakfast! Can't you people live without eating for a while??
Jimbo: Calm down, soldier! We need every person here to keep his head! Barbrady, fetch some straws.
Director: Well, who the hell made you the boss, anyway??
Announcer: Who the hell made Jimbo boss? Was it: Officer Barbrady? Chef? Mr. Garrison?
Hey. I’ve got 11 year olds in there holding it together better than you. Reign it in.
Katie [to Jake]
Never try out for community theater, you two.
Johnny [to Dutch and D'av]