Beckett: So you weren't gazing loving into her eyes?
Castle: She had spinach in her teeth.

Victor: What the hell are you doing here?
Adrienne: Justin and I invited him.
Justin: If Sonny were home, he'd want Will to join us.
Victor: Well, Sonny's not here. You should have your holiday elsewhere.
Maggie: Please, Victor. You know that Sonny still loves Will.
Victor: I know that he's attracted to him for some unknown reason. Why am I the only one who cares about letting Sonny open for another betrayal?

Scott: I'm going to hit the road as soon as I can. You want to come with?
Kate: I love you, but everything has changed.

Kevin: Thank you so much for inviting me, Hermione.
Hermione: Oh, not at all, Kevin! I know you’re a superfan. And this is going to be an extra special episode of reality television. All about how Veronica and I are dealing with the emotional fallout of Hiram’s tragic death.
Veronica: Wait, is that what we’re doing here?!
Hermione: Don’t worry, Honey. I’ll guide you through it.

Ciara: I'm not your prisoner, Ben.
Ben: I'm sorry. I can't let you go. Not now. Not ever.

Snooki: I blacked out. What happened?
JWoww: We were about to f$#king intervene your ass.
Snooki: You don't do a f%$king intervention. I'm not addicted to heroin, I'm just addicted to by boyfriends penis, that's all.

I know exactly my history because I have one that does not include a stripper pole.

Cynthia

T'Rina: You represent the Federation yet you invoke Ambassador Spock who left it behind.
Burnham: Doesn't mean he didn't love it. And it doesn't mean he wouldn't have returned someday.

Bertram: Alma, you lied to me. You don't care about our marriage at all!
Alma: Killing is stressful enough without quarreling in front of the victim!

You gonna shoot me like you did the other black man?

Perp

If you really want what's best for me, you'll stay away, for good.

Sophie

You're one of us now Edward. Becoming an angel was the ultimate surrender. What greater victory could I have hoped for?

Gabriel