Favorite Quotes
Snooki: I blacked out. What happened?
JWoww: We were about to f$#king intervene your ass.
Snooki: You don't do a f%$king intervention. I'm not addicted to heroin, I'm just addicted to by boyfriends penis, that's all.
I know exactly my history because I have one that does not include a stripper pole.
Cynthia
T'Rina: You represent the Federation yet you invoke Ambassador Spock who left it behind.
Burnham: Doesn't mean he didn't love it. And it doesn't mean he wouldn't have returned someday.
Bertram: Alma, you lied to me. You don't care about our marriage at all!
Alma: Killing is stressful enough without quarreling in front of the victim!
You gonna shoot me like you did the other black man?
Perp
If you really want what's best for me, you'll stay away, for good.
Sophie
You're one of us now Edward. Becoming an angel was the ultimate surrender. What greater victory could I have hoped for?
Gabriel
Social Worker: Dr. Murphy, maybe I should talk to Isla alone.
Isla: No, he can stay. You can go.
Social Worker: Okay. If you need me, you can always have the nurses page me.
[Social worker leaves]
Isla: Are my parents going to die?
Shaun: It is too soon to tell whether either of them can survive their injuries.
EJ: Allie, I didn't hear you come in.
Allie: Well, you were talking to the portrait of your dad.
Alan: I guess a little morning quickie is out of the question?
Charlie: if you can do it without waking me up... you're not realy thinking about it are you?
People always say they wanna die in their sleep.
Castle
Sonny: You still believe in God. Well He's here.
Eugene: If He is, he's damning me to hell!