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Olivia Pope fixes things. That's who she is. You need fixing. I don't need to know your story. We all have a story. Everyone in this office needs fixing. You're a stray dog and Olivia took you in. Don't question it.
Huck [to Quinn]
Jennifer: I’m sorry you have to deal with all this alone. Hey, we’ll figure it out.
Khalil: Yo, why you even giving me the time of day?
Jennifer: This whole Painkiller thing is not you. We’ve all been through a lot. Plus, I don’t want you to make any more mistakes ‘cause you made some bad decisions this year. Like, really bad.
Hey look at me - I promise I will not fall in love with your roommate.
Ted
Hellmouth: You turned down a date, with him.
Levi: What? No, it's not a date.
Hellmouth: He asked you out for drinks. It's a date.
Lois: Did you see that sweet new piece of ass, Dallas Portland?
Bonnie: Oh, I don't know. Why don't you ask my index and middle finger.
Alan: Come on, Jake. It's time to get up for school.
Jake: I can't go to school, I'm sick.
Alan: What's wrong?
Jake: I think I have acid reflex disease.
Alan: Really? Acid reflex disease? Where does it hurt?
Jake: Um... my head?
Alan: Nice try
Alec: It’s been a long time since I’ve seen you with a client.
Magnus: Yes, well, it’s frowned upon when you’re the High Warlock. Potential conflicts of interest and such. But now that I’ve been dismissed, I’m free to see whomever I want.
Alec: Wait, what? What happened?
Magnus: While you were in Idris, fallout from my decision to lend the warlocks’ support to the Seely Queen.
Alec: I’m sorry.
Magnus: Don’t be, I’m not upset. I’m actually...elated. Shilling the burden of all the warlocks in Brooklyn it gets...exhausting.
Alec: Well, I understand. I thought this was important to you.
Magnus: What’s important to me is that I can start seeing clients again. Help them achieve their dream...and make a lot of money doing it.
Shawn: I promise if Jan pops up again she'll be arrested and sent back to prison. We're done with her.
Belle: Are we, Shawn? I'll always be looking over my shoulder worrying about what she's going to do.
Shawn: We're safe now because of you.
Belle: I'll never forget what I saw on the docks. I didn't know if she'd killed you and now I might have killed her.
Shawn: You didn't have a choice. You did what you had to do to protect me.
Camila: And sometimes, Mason is a pain in the ass.
Della: Sometimes he's an ass.
Camila: There you go! See, look at you. There's power in the truth. Don't forget that.
Blake: Thanks for coming in on a Sunday.
Abrams: C5, C6 corpectomy with a C4, C7 interior fusion? Wouldn't miss it for the world.
Jacqueline: She was telling someone else’s story.
Nicole: No one else came to me.
Jane: That’s because they were too scared to come forward.
Nicole: Who? Who was too scared?
Jane: I can’t say.
Jacqueline: Nicole, my being here with you, facing the woman who slept with my husband, sucks. But we are both professionals. We have both been in this business long enough to remember a time when sexism was so acceptable we wouldn’t dare complain about it. I know what I went through, all the times I kept my mouth shut out of fear or even if I spoke up, no one would listen. I think we owe it to this generation of women to make them feel heard.
Nicole: I hear women, Jacqueline. I just think it’s foolish to believe all of them. Women lie too.
Jacqueline: You’re right. Women do lie, and some lie to keep their jobs because they’re scared. So I’m asking you to talk to your staff again, make them feel safe enough to come forward, and if there’s a problem, be willing to see the truth for what it is.
Nicole: Oh, I see the truth very clearly.
Jacqueline: Good, then you’ll make the right decision.
Clark: He even tried to teach me how to play guitar; said it was a good way to impress women.
Chloe: Oh yeah, we're all a sucker for a guy with a six-string.