Come on, Jake. It's time to get up for school. I can't go to s...
Alan: Come on, Jake. It's time to get up for school.
Jake: I can't go to school, I'm sick.
Alan: What's wrong?
Jake: I think I have acid reflex disease.
Alan: Really? Acid reflex disease? Where does it hurt?
Jake: Um... my head?
Alan: Nice try
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 16: "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
- Alan Harper, Jake Harper
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