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Cubert: Your explanations are pure weapons-grade bolog-nium. It's all impossible.
Farnsworth: Nothing is impossible. Not if you can imagine it. That's what being a scientist is all about.
Cubert: No, that's what being a magical elf is all about.
Ben: Check it out. See, I’m taking out this guest bedroom with a bath, and I’m putting in a music room for me and Mark.
Becky: That’s my room.
Ben: Oh, damn. I didn’t know you were still planning on moving in with us. I’m sorry.
Becky: No, no, no, that’s fine. There’s a little Harry Potter space under the stairs. I can raise Beverly Rose there, at least until she starts hunching over. Then we can move to the tool shed. It’s taller.
Ben: Don’t be silly. My golf clubs go under the stairs.
Brianna: You're like the Ned Stark of the LA Sheriff's Department.
Bill: The what?
Brianna: Not a Thrones fan?
Bill: I never got through the first season. [pause] Ned's the hero, right?
Hanging those big, old, ancient ornaments on their ugly Horton tree.
Teresa
Charles: We just don't have enough psychiatric resources for kids.
Goodwin: And the Shaws won't be the last family to face a lock-out. But Jamie will get the help he needs. That's a good thing.
Captain: Well?
Lanie: He'll live.
Ryan: What no brain damage?
Lanie: If he has some, it happened way before tonight and was probably self inflicted.
Castle: Ahh, good times.
Can you not use delicious in that way? It feels like someone just licked me.
Heather
Are we screwed because Quentin can't get it up for Fillory?
Penny
Life goes by really fast. If you don't stop to look around sometimes, you could miss it.
Brian
Carla: Why couldn't I be the perfect mom and have the perfect kids like all the other moms? I deserve that!
Hotch: Yes you do.
No, Wilson loves me. More than my husband ever did.
Calista [to Joss]
Sara: They don't have the appetite to approach matters from this new perspective of yours: the why rather than the what.
Kreizler: Every new thinker is condemned at first by those for whom change is more terrifying than the murder of children.