Cheap tricks? Not one of these is a cheap trick! [pauses] Well, except for the Cheap Trick.

Barney

My country is predicated on the idea that one man matters.

Kirkman

1973, the year of our Lord. The milk went sour.

Chase

You don't really expect me to kill my own flesh and blood for you?

Evil Queen

Conrad: Hardest part of our job.
Nic: It never gets easier.
Conrad: No one does it better than you.

The Broker: Is there a term for what you were just doing?
Buddy: I believe...breathtaking.

Lindsey: How's that song go? Look for the rainbow in every storm?
Raylan: I'll have to download that.

Hanna: What now?
Erik: I want to give you the life you deserve but it can't be with me. They'll always be after us.

Zooey: This house is clean, bitch.
Phil: We really need to leave the lid open.
Zooey: OK. I just really needed to have that moment. Thank you.

Kirkman: Here's a long shot. Any good news?
Aaron: Well, you slept three hours last night, sir.
Kirkman: Ah. The little things.

If you take one thing away from me today, let it be this. Treat the patient, not the disease.

Dr. Rowan [on video, giving commencement speech]

If you want me in your apartment and me in your bed, then you need to get a new bed.

Amy