George: Dr. Bailey, I need to tell you something.
Bailey: Not now O'Malley.
George: No, it'll be quick 'cause I gotta get to the OR to scrub in with the Chief. I think you're gonna be mad at first, but I'm about to do something important. And, I'm very sure about this decision. And, I think eventually you're gonna be proud. But you know, before that you're probably gonna be like "What did you do!" I'm... I don't mean to imitate you.
Bailey: You call that quick?
George: I joined the Army to be a trauma surgeon, I report for duty tomorrow.
Bailey: YOU DID WHAT?
George: Yeah, thats where I thought we'd start.

Cam: I don’t think we need bones to let us know the victim was a male.
Brennan: We don't have any other way Dr. Saroyan.
Hodgins: I think we do.
Angela: That mangled piece of meat is his…?

Compelling the counter girl into a free drink. Don't you have anything better to do?

Aidan

Do you want to be a comedian? People getting your jokes must be very important to you if you think it’s worth the risk of dying during elective surgery.

Shaun

Shopkeeper: Three bowls.
Sunja's Mom: Thank you.
Shopkeeper: Perhaps the taste of it will swallow some of your sorrow as well.

Amy: All right, well, who's the best superhero?
Stuart: Shh! You can't ask a question like in here. Are you trying to start a rumble?

Frank: You're not ready for this fight, you're not...
Dee: Oh, I have an idea, dad! Why don't you shut your fat little monkey face, and hold the bag?!

Yeah, I don't know if they blame you, but I do.

Bailey [to Angela]

Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing.

Ron

Holy pickle dicks!

Ash

After what we just shared, you would rather stuff chicken into your mouth than lay with your beautiful girlfriend/fiancee?

Amber

Dal: Sometimes the hardest thing is to take a leap of faith.
Zero: You want us to jump? I do not think that option is logically sound.
Dal: In outer space, there is no sound.
Zero: Your rebuttal is correct but nonsense.