You didn’t get the email blast. Rich people aren’t allowed to die in this hospital.

Dr. Aaron Glassman

Rebekah: I am not a brat!
Klaus: A thousand years of life experience says otherwise.

My name is Boyd Crowder. You can come after me if you want but it will be the last thing you ever do, I promise you that.

Boyd

You have keep distracting my mom, just talk about her favorite subject.... Herself.

Zoe

Zoey: My sister's a little off-center sometimes.
Hank: Oh, I know how you feel. My brother couldn't find the center with a GPS Device.

I'm completely bum-puzzled right now.

Jay

Kelly, you're too young to appreciate the irony of this, but the car we're driving around belonged to a woman who tried to kill me. Of course, I tried to kill her, too. It was all very complicated.

Adalind

Melissa: I actually had a good time with Ian.
Spencer: Wow. I will call TMZ.

Sheldon: It's doubtful that his mother will be over-impressed with a woman whose biggest achievement was memorizing the Cheesecake Factory menu.
Penny: Hey, it's a big menu! There's two pages just for desserts!
Leonard: And those specials, they change every day!
Penny: Okay, it's lame when I say it, it's just ridiculous when you pile it on.

Will you help our son?

Ray

I don't know what would be worse, getting no response back or an RSVP that they're not coming.

TMI

Maddie: You're such a hypocrite.
Rayna: Excuse me? Alright, if you feel that way about it then we can have that conversation, but you need to be able do it in a respectful way.
Maddie: I don't respect you.
Rayna: Well then we have a problem.