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Oooo pimpy.
Bender
I'm sorry, I find it hard to believe that a group of people that spend this much time together as you guys do, have never bumped uglies.
Janice
What if we were both docents?
Neal
I never forget a hat.
Roland
She made the case that if we break down in the middle of nowhere, your Nebraska backwoods skills and brawny hands will give us the best chance to survive in the wild.
Sheldon [to Penny]
Caroline, she's dead. You can stop competing with her.
Elena
Sam: Only four more days of high school left. How's it feel?
Grace: My life is about to completely change.
Eric: It's [Bob's] project Ari.
Ari: That's exactly why he doesn't need to be here
Stamets: I've already determined the location of the ruptured relay.
Reno: Great. Let's go.
Stamets: That wasn't an invitation. I can do this on my own.
Reno: Fine, then I'll just follow you for the witty repartee.
Raymond: They were going to arrest me regardless. They can't have us making noise, embarrass them while the president's in town.
Allison: I made it worse.
Raymond: No. No, no, no. You make things better. You make me better.
It's a party, mother. Not a drunken orgy.
Nicky
Bob Lee: I never brought danger to our family. Someone else always brought it to me.
Julie: I know. You're a clusterfuck magnet.