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Alison: This is Helena we're talking about here. She eats frozen bread and she's murdered people.
Donnie: Well... so have we.
Alison: That's different. Helena's trained to kill people. We're manslaughterers.
Alan: It wasn't a nut house, it was a stress clinic.
Jake: What's the difference?
Alan: About $2500 / week.
Bridget: I'm channeling Martha Stewart.
Andrew: You know I've got a thing for her, right?
Meow....what? I'm cat woman.
Joanna
Baz wants something, he gets it. Doesn't matter what happens to anyone else.
Pope
Leslie: I need you to get this word for word.
Shauna: It's a tape recorder, so it will.
Leslie: Gazebo. More like gazoinks-bo. She may be a former beauty queen, but today she's the king of destroying history.
Shauna: OK, could you just maybe talk normally?
Leslie: OK fine. Gazoinks-bo. Jessica Wicks is throwing a birthday party for her husband, Nick Newport Sr. at the Turnbill Mansion tonight.
No matter how far you drift, you’ll always be connected to where we came from. At the end of the day, you’ll always be one of us.
Deric
Coop [to Keshia]: Oh, wait. You're that girl that made Olivia jealous enough to make a move on Spencer. All of us were tired of that "We want to be together but we can't" nonsense.
Keshia: You're welcome.
Spencer: It wasn't even like that.
Simone: it was exactly like that.
It's your father, Daniel. As hard as it is, you need to be with him.
Paul
George: Hey, I'm all set. I got the ticket. I'm going to the Cayman Islands this Friday.
Jerry: I don't get you. Who goes on vacation without a job? What, do you need a break from getting up at 11:00?
Well, it’s not like I was expecting a parade, but where’s my parade?
Damon
Theo: I had to knock you out.
Liam: How many times?
Theo: Five.