Jay: Flag on the play.
Manny: What does that mean?!?

Why not trust a man who would rather die than give information to his enemy?

Nazir

Sebastian: Look, I'm not proud of it. But if anyone should understand, it should be you.
Eileen: Why is that?
Sebastian: You know that summer that I came to Alicante and you were secretly seeing that girl with the dimples?
Eileen: Caroline.
Sebastian: Yea, you kept it such a secret. Everyone thought you hadn't found the right boy.
Eileen: They still think that. Unless you blabbed?
Sebastian: I would never do that. I gave my word. It's just you know how it feels to have everyone in the world see you one way but actually think the exact opposite. You know I actually like taking risks. I'm sure the yin fen was a mistake, but it led me to what I believe is my destiny: Being here.

Porter: Our priority is to address the cause of this incident and figure the best way to minimize the damage.
Gibbs: A man's dead. It's hard to minimize that.

Percy: You [mean we're going to trick [Nadine]?
Pride: We're going to trick her, to save her life and to keep Boko Haram from getting those guns. And that's going to have to be enough for you.

Being a good doctor is knowing when to not scare the patient.

Morgan

Blair: What? My mother said she wanted me to pack the crowd with wholesome American girls.
Serena: So you hire escorts. B, you couldn't just tell your mom you don't have friends at NYU?
Blair: Prostitutes are people too! And they have a lot of disposable income.

Susan: That cat was left out for us, like an announcement.
Cooper: Announcing what? That he's more of a dog person?

I like who I am.

Babs

Lucious, you haven't changed a bit. You look almost as good as when we met.

Giuliana

No. I love my grudges. I tend to them like little pets.

Madeline

Cisco: Ah, sir, we just got the weather report and there is a big thunder storm coming in.
Harrison: We're not launching a space shuttle. We'll be fine.