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You wish to serve no one but yourself. You are a cesspit of moral filth.
Metatron
If we're lucky, [Eric's] suffocated from his own vomit already.
Fake agent
The thinner the file, the better the agent.
Agent Miller
I need you to figure out why no one remembers me. Why you don't remember me.
Peter
Beau: Emily is out there, okay?
Jenny: I know.
Beau: And I need to find her.
Jenny: We will. I promise we will. But we just gotta do it the right way.
What is this, tea and sympathy? Softening up the victim...or the suspect?
Pippa
Max: This keeps happening, Murphy. Told you you should get a new one.
Murphy: Yeah. I probably should. I'm just not really great with change. I like what I like.
Mmmm...chocolate!...D'oh! Mmmm...chocolate!...D'oh! Marge! We need some more vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream!
Homer
[to Emily] I owe you so much more than a quick death. Buckle up, sweetheart.
Victoria
(to her interns) I know... I know you didn’t wake up this morning expecting this was how your first day was gonna go. You thought you’d get to re-attach an arm or observe brain surgery; instead you helped save the life of a deer. You can bitch and complain about it, or you can adjust your expectations. 'Cause like it or not, you are stuck with me and I’m the kind of doctor who lets little kids convince her she can do the impossible. Oh! Plus, when I woke up this morning, I thought today was gonna go a lot differently too. I thought I was gonna get the good interns. Instead, I get stuck with the duds! So I'll have to adjust my expectations as well.
Izzie
Nick: What are you saying? That I look like a lonely schlubby loser? Is that what you're saying? Is that the deal?
Pete: No, Nick, not at all. In fact, you're looking good these days. You've been working out. I can tell. A little bigger up top, tighter in the middle, and you've got that bead thing going. Hey and that yoga's paying off too. Your butt, very firm.
If Veronica Skinner wants a fight, I'm going to give her one.
Amara