Popular Quotes
Red: Did I ever tell you about my mentor?
Liz: You mean somebody actually taught you how to drink this early?
Kevin: So, look, Chris, I got a meeting this afternoon... but what do you say tonight, me and you tear it up like we used to!
Turk: I gotta work.
Kevin: Well, get somebody to cover for your ass, man! I'm only here for the weekend!
Turk: Look, I just asked Carla to marry me, and you were in there acting like a jerk.
Kevin: Oh, man! You-you-you're engaged!? Congratulations!
Turk: She hasn't exactly said yes yet.
Kevin: Well, that-that-that-that's all right. Sometimes a lady just needs to sleep on it.
Turk: I asked her a week ago.
Kevin: Damn!
One of the survivors that they interviewed said something that I have been thinking about, uh, a lot lately. She said, "It's not that I don't want to live, it's that I don't want to live like this."
Maggie
And you're right, sir. While we can't charge you twice for the murder of your wife, we can use her as evidence.
Sharon
Shenanigans!
Kyle
Don: People change their names, Bets. You did.
Betty: I did. I took your name.
I'm the one who's going to steal South Fork from Bobby.
J.R.
Dancer: You think you're strong enough to lift me in the air?
Elliot: Uh, uh, I don't know.
Dancer 2: He's strong enough. He's Hercules. [other girls mummer in agreement and start chanting Hercules!]
Jesse: Excuse me! Excuse me! [pause] It's *Dr.* Hercules, ladies.
I love that you’re here. I hate that you have to be here for yourself.
Carol
Gee, if some snot-nosed little kid sent me to prison, the first thing out, I'd find out where he lives, and tear him a new belly button!
Homer
Stef: So it's official, huh? You're a lesbian?
Tess: I'm not. I haven't... I..I..I'm exploring.
Wednesday is history, forgotten and old. He should just let it happen. We are the future. We don't give a fuck about him or anyone like him. They are consigned to the dumpster.
Technical Boy