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Stefan: Beautiful. Very talented.
Gabby: Well, you inspire me.
Stefan: I'm glad. But you know, wearing a wig in the house--Chad could come in any minute.
Gabby: I know, but I feel more like myself with it on. You should understand that more than anyone. Sam.
Charlie: What's mom doing here?
Alan: Well, it's Christmas Eve, Charlie.
Charlie: I know, why isn't she out stealing toys in Whoville?
Brooke: What are you doing?
Nathan: Oh, I was just, looking for band-aids.
Brooke: Well buddy, you found my birth control patches. Those fix a whole other problem. Next cabinet.
Alandra: Why is Lore doing this?
Geordi: Chaos. He loves the chaos.
Rountree: Like lightning, baby.
Sam: More like thunder. All noise.
Ryan: Just imagine your wedding guests are murder suspects.
Esposito: In their underwear.
Enoch, this looks like the start of a marvelous friendship.
Ernest
Cartman: (to Kenny) Goddamn it poor people suck. Your family is already on welfare and now you're gonna bring another kid into the world. Poor people are churning out babies, adding to the population and then expecting ME to pay for it with MY tax dollars.
Stan: You don't pay tax dollars Cartman, you're 8.
Hondo: Be ready for anything. Got that, Street?
Street: Shoot anything that moves, got it.
I'm in a waste management business. Everyone immediately assumes you've mobbed up. It's a stereotype, and it's offensive.
Tony
Tommy: Oh, I would hate to be your boyfriend.
Mia: I think we both know that's not true.
Penny: Welcome to introductory psychic translocation. My name is Professor Adiyodi. I see you have your Umar, Kominsky, Aurora. See, I always thought books would help, but, the only problem is books make you think you can do something that you shouldn’t. Anyone hearing other people’s thoughts yet? Cool, you’re going to want to get some psychic wards to block that shit out right now. The truth: Being a traveler is a curse. Best case scenario, you end up a taxi service for your friends. Worst case, you dream about volcanoes, and then you wake up in one. What?
Student: Yeah, are you actually going to teach us something or are you going to keep trying to scare us?
Penny: Look, man, I’m trying to be real with you. You should be scared. I mean have you even actually traveled? Anyone? OK seriously, get an anti-traveling tattoo, and just go. Enjoy your life because it’ll be a hell of a lot longer than if you stick around with this shit. End of class. Peace.