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Cartman: (to Kenny) Goddamn it poor people suck. Your family is already on welfare and now you're gonna bring another kid into the world. Poor people are churning out babies, adding to the population and then expecting ME to pay for it with MY tax dollars.
Stan: You don't pay tax dollars Cartman, you're 8.
Hondo: Be ready for anything. Got that, Street?
Street: Shoot anything that moves, got it.
I'm in a waste management business. Everyone immediately assumes you've mobbed up. It's a stereotype, and it's offensive.
Tony
Tommy: Oh, I would hate to be your boyfriend.
Mia: I think we both know that's not true.
Penny: Welcome to introductory psychic translocation. My name is Professor Adiyodi. I see you have your Umar, Kominsky, Aurora. See, I always thought books would help, but, the only problem is books make you think you can do something that you shouldn’t. Anyone hearing other people’s thoughts yet? Cool, you’re going to want to get some psychic wards to block that shit out right now. The truth: Being a traveler is a curse. Best case scenario, you end up a taxi service for your friends. Worst case, you dream about volcanoes, and then you wake up in one. What?
Student: Yeah, are you actually going to teach us something or are you going to keep trying to scare us?
Penny: Look, man, I’m trying to be real with you. You should be scared. I mean have you even actually traveled? Anyone? OK seriously, get an anti-traveling tattoo, and just go. Enjoy your life because it’ll be a hell of a lot longer than if you stick around with this shit. End of class. Peace.
Don't even try testing my knowledge of high end shoes.
Baez
The good news is that he's alive. Maybe. Unfortunately, tht might be the bad news as well.
Cassidy
So you're pregnant, huh? That's cool.
Mitch
A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.
Mr. Garrison
(to Stahl) You just signed my death warrant.
Jax
Sounds like y'all could stand to be less sober right now.
Ryan
Sam: You look familiar.
Adam: You didn't go off and find yourself a new best friend while I was gone, did you?
Sam: I didn't know we were labeling what we had.
Adam: I'm with you. We'll, uh, we'll play it loose.