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She's not gonna get pregnant a second time.
Reuben [about Adrian]
It means - things are getting interesting.
Jane
Every marriage keeps its own secrets.
Scott
Warner: Are you on medication, Saxe? Do you need medication?
Saxe: He's about to run for lieutenant governor. He's a murdering drug dealer who's about to run for public fucking office.
Warner: And you think he's the first one?
Nathan: You my man are not a baby anymore.
Jamie: Nope, but they are.
There are a lot of girls in the house that aren't princess material.
Eleven, Doc Owens. Doc Owens, Eleven. She’s been staying with me for about a year, and she is about to save our asses. Maybe when this is all said and done, maybe you could help her out too, you know? Maybe you could help her lead a normal life, one where she’s not poked and prodded and treated like some kind of lab rat. I don’t know. It’s just a thought.
Hopper
Jenny: So, what's step two?
Chuck: Get him drunk. Take advantage of him. Do women really not get this?
Hunter: Do you really want to be the only one of your friends who's still a virgin?
Bella: Do you really want to be the one one of your friends with a broken nose?
Puck: Can I touch your knockers now?
Lauren: Only if you wanna lose your hand. But you're on your way.
Sheldon: I'm listening to you snore. I'm wondering how I'll ever sleep without it.
Leonard: If it helps you sleep, then why are you sitting here
staring at me like the albino boogeyman?
Sheldon: Really, Leonard-- insults? After I spent two hours in your closet waiting for you to fall asleep?
(Flashback)
Homer: You know, these Ikea foam futons do velcro together . . .
Marge: I'm sorry, I don't want to do that yet. I want to wait until I'm married, or at least really drunk.