Delivery Man: You Miss Geller?
Phoebe: Okay.
Delivery Man: Sign here.
Phoebe: Do I have a middle name? (Looks at Joey who makes an "I don't know" face) All right. Monica Felula Geller.

Yes. Horrible things DO happen. Happiness in the face of all of that? That's not the goal. Feeling the horrible and knowing that you're not gonna die from those feelings...that's the point.

Dr. Wyatt

How do I know you're not a boundry-breaking jerkface forever?

Garcia

Ron, ya know what? Watch me, cause I'm gonna f*%kin' sh!t on you harder than you ever sh*t on me. BYE RON!

Sammi

Do you get this worked up when you're with Benny boy or is it just me?

Chad

Luna: The women weren’t there by choice.
Tillman: I didn’t know that.
Joanna: The law says you should have known.

There was a part of me that really wanted it to be yours.

Blair

"I'm up there waiting for you to come down the aisle and... I know you don't want to come. If I loved you, I wouldn't be up there waiting for you. I would be letting you go."

PRESTON

Some things you can't forget you've heard. Do you know what menstruation is? I do!

Manny

Cane: Good job. Look like you made some friends.
Brayden: I'm not scared of people, Cane. But Trace is. Can we go get him now?
Cane: Yes, Ms. Daisy.

No, you taught me that I need to quit confusing big words and bad denim for life experiences. So, thank you.

Phoebe

Ben, someone's after you.

Christy