Bethenny: Do you believe your own bullshit?
Sonja: Yeah.

I've been blowing my brain cells for years on babes, booze and back issues of Captain Apex, and I'm still the smartest guy in the quad.

Johnny

What your father had to do, what everyone in this life is forced to do…look at me…you can never come back from. Whoever you thought you were, that dies. You don’t want this.

Teresa [to Tony]

You must believe me. Mara is very dangerous and that's why I'm here. To take her away and undo whatever damage she's done.

Charlotte

I don't blame you for what you did. I deserve everything I got.

Ray [to Mara]

Let’s go. I’ve had enough Borg for TWO lifetimes.

Hologram Janeway

(trying to figure out how Bobby and his wife have sex) Well she's gotta be on top.

Cristina

Jarem! Look how drunk I am! And how full of cheese my mouth is!

Jenna

I need you to understand why--why I can't, uh, why I can't--because there are voices in my head and I can't think straight, because, uh, they won't stop talking. And I hate it. I hate everything. I hate myself, and I hate you. I hate you.

Nick

I guess I'm just a little overwhelmed. Not about meeting you guys. I can't wait to meet you guys. I can't wait to meet you guys. I know I'm getting a little ahead of myself, but I can't wait to make Halloween costumes for you, which is weird, because I'm not a big Halloween person.

Rebecca

Dean: Oh, come on, you don't trust yourself?
Future Dean: No. Absolutely not.
Dean: Dick.

Raylan: Well I gotta talk to some people....alone..So....Either you let me go, or Im gonna have to give you the slip.
Tim: I love this shit, this shit gets me hard.
Raylan: Well then we both been warned.