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River Song: I'm your wife!
King Hydroflax: You planned to murder me!
River Song: Don't change the subject!
Kid: Do you know why blind people don't skydive? Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Father: Let the doctors finish, bud.
Kid: Yeah. Real eye out. Fake eye in. Just like the last time, I got this.
Alan: Jake, for the last time, nobody got "creamed", no one won, no one lost.
Jake: Yeah except for us, twelve to two.
Charlie: Well, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's whether or not you beat the spread
Survivors of suicide tend to have the most difficult grief journey.
Trent
Bill: So these uncharted waters… is there any chance of what happened the other night happening again?
Libby: Or we could experiment a little. What we did the other night I gather that there’s a way that we can do it to each other at the same time. I believe there’s even a number for it.
I do not appreciate blackmail calls in the middle of the work day!
Marc
Didn't I throw you out a window?
Jessica Sanders
Danny: You could have told me that Adam was Corinne's husband.
Grover: And you could have not bulldozed my house.
Danny: OK. Fair point.
Ryan: You know my name?
Trash Face: I know your social security number. You really need a shredder.
It makes me happy. I want to be happy for two more hours.
Maura
Sorry, Dearie [giggles]. Do you think the Dark One sings? I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty fork."
Rumple
What do you call a lunatic who's only got one case and no hobbies? Your worst nightmare.
Nick