DEREK: "Well, let me take you out to dinner tonight. You can tell me all about it. Real food, waiters, big chunks of carbs in a basket."
MEREDITH: "I can’t."

Myka: I told him it wasn't the watch. I told you it wasn't the watch.
Pete: That's not annoying at all.

There's no way of assessing the accessity without an assessment.

Evan

We can go to the hockey team! We can do Glee on Ice!

Holly Holiday

River Song: I'm your wife!
King Hydroflax: You planned to murder me!
River Song: Don't change the subject!

Kid: Do you know why blind people don't skydive? Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Father: Let the doctors finish, bud.
Kid: Yeah. Real eye out. Fake eye in. Just like the last time, I got this.

Alan: Jake, for the last time, nobody got "creamed", no one won, no one lost.
Jake: Yeah except for us, twelve to two.
Charlie: Well, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's whether or not you beat the spread

Survivors of suicide tend to have the most difficult grief journey.

Trent

Bill: So these uncharted waters… is there any chance of what happened the other night happening again?
Libby: Or we could experiment a little. What we did the other night I gather that there’s a way that we can do it to each other at the same time. I believe there’s even a number for it.

I do not appreciate blackmail calls in the middle of the work day!

Marc

Didn't I throw you out a window?

Jessica Sanders

Danny: You could have told me that Adam was Corinne's husband.
Grover: And you could have not bulldozed my house.
Danny: OK. Fair point.