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There's this moment when you're sure you're gonna die and then you're born. It's terrifying.
The Doctor
OK, did I just let Sara Harvey trick me into trashing every room in my mother's home?
Hanna
Alright, here's how this is gunna go. I'm gunna tell Anders to book you a room at a Motel 7 or 8 or whatever, I don't care, and if the DNA test results are positive, we will move you to a Ritz. But for now, I'm perfectly fine being an only child.
Fallon
Monica: Look if worse comes to worse, it gets a little warm, we'll call it a theme party.
Ross: Hey, here's a theme. "Come on in, live like bacon."
Rivas: First off, engaging with citizens like you is what makes local government so exciting, so I want to thank you for your passion on this issue.
Angry protester: Tell us what you’re gonna do about it.
Rivas: Please, please understand, I was told the closure of 87 would have no delay on emergency response times.
Lewis: But it has.
Rivas: And all those firefighters have transitioned to other houses, so there’s been no loss of jobs.
Lewis: You’re dodging the question.
Rivas: Rest assured, the decision to close the house was well-researched, and we did everything…
Angry protester: Just give them their firehouse back.
All: Yeah.
Haley: Hi, nice to meet you.
Felix Taggaro: Girl, you are totally fine.
Haley: Dude I'm totally married.
Felix: Really? Who's the father?
Nathan: Little close aren't you?
Felix: Oh, guess it's you.
Milly: Michelle never said she had a brother.
Scotty: Yeah, Michelle has a brother and he's in hell.
Vincent: How would you know what Catherine thinks?
Gabe: Because she's staying at my place, not yours.
I've never met a man or woman who doesn't believe at some point in their lives they've dodged a bullet. Walked out to the edge of the cliff we call fate, and then, for whatever reason, decided not to jump.
Jason Bull
Jackson: We'll make sure you get options to consider.
Robin: Yeah, bankruptcy or death.
I can't help feeling this would be sadder if she weren't heavy....
Stewie
I've got the marriage and none of the good parts. It's like so far, it's been all chain and no ball.
Gob