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Max: Maybe it's time I stop being all things to all people.
Helen: The Max who is all things to all people is the Max we need. I need.
Max: How can I help?
There's this moment when you're sure you're gonna die and then you're born. It's terrifying.
The Doctor
OK, did I just let Sara Harvey trick me into trashing every room in my mother's home?
Hanna
Alright, here's how this is gunna go. I'm gunna tell Anders to book you a room at a Motel 7 or 8 or whatever, I don't care, and if the DNA test results are positive, we will move you to a Ritz. But for now, I'm perfectly fine being an only child.
Fallon
Monica: Look if worse comes to worse, it gets a little warm, we'll call it a theme party.
Ross: Hey, here's a theme. "Come on in, live like bacon."
Rivas: First off, engaging with citizens like you is what makes local government so exciting, so I want to thank you for your passion on this issue.
Angry protester: Tell us what you’re gonna do about it.
Rivas: Please, please understand, I was told the closure of 87 would have no delay on emergency response times.
Lewis: But it has.
Rivas: And all those firefighters have transitioned to other houses, so there’s been no loss of jobs.
Lewis: You’re dodging the question.
Rivas: Rest assured, the decision to close the house was well-researched, and we did everything…
Angry protester: Just give them their firehouse back.
All: Yeah.
Haley: Hi, nice to meet you.
Felix Taggaro: Girl, you are totally fine.
Haley: Dude I'm totally married.
Felix: Really? Who's the father?
Nathan: Little close aren't you?
Felix: Oh, guess it's you.
Milly: Michelle never said she had a brother.
Scotty: Yeah, Michelle has a brother and he's in hell.
Vincent: How would you know what Catherine thinks?
Gabe: Because she's staying at my place, not yours.
I've never met a man or woman who doesn't believe at some point in their lives they've dodged a bullet. Walked out to the edge of the cliff we call fate, and then, for whatever reason, decided not to jump.
Jason Bull
Jackson: We'll make sure you get options to consider.
Robin: Yeah, bankruptcy or death.
I can't help feeling this would be sadder if she weren't heavy....
Stewie