Haley: Hi, nice to meet you.
Felix Taggaro: Girl, you are totally fine.
Haley: Dude I'm totally married.
Felix: Really? Who's the father?
Nathan: Little close aren't you?
Felix: Oh, guess it's you.

Milly: Michelle never said she had a brother.
Scotty: Yeah, Michelle has a brother and he's in hell.

Vincent: How would you know what Catherine thinks?
Gabe: Because she's staying at my place, not yours.

I've never met a man or woman who doesn't believe at some point in their lives they've dodged a bullet. Walked out to the edge of the cliff we call fate, and then, for whatever reason, decided not to jump.

Jason Bull

Jackson: We'll make sure you get options to consider.
Robin: Yeah, bankruptcy or death.

I can't help feeling this would be sadder if she weren't heavy....

Stewie

I've got the marriage and none of the good parts. It's like so far, it's been all chain and no ball.

Gob

Ransom: Woo, they weren’t lying. This did get complicated.
Mariner: Wow, psychic baby, evil computer, AND a volcano? You guys ever hear of overkill?
Volcanic Lord Morgo: It provides a system of checks and balances.
Mandrik, Psychic Baby Leader: How dare you question our method of governance? Throw them in the volcano!
Co-Leader 355, Sentient Computer: Beep. Beep. Beep.

There are those who consider truth universal. Those people are not trial lawyers. Or, scratch that. Those people are not successful trial lawyers. Successful trial lawyers are absolutely seekers of truth. They are seekers of it, but more important than that, they are the ones who define what truth is.

Dan

Catherine: Richard.
Richard: Catherine, this is Gemma, she's a friend.
Catherine: I can see that.

Sherlock: Interesting she didn't refer to you as her friend, probably because of your falling out. You call her by a familiar nick-name but yet you haven't spoken in a year and a half. What was that threw you two apart? Man? Job?
Joan: He's got a form of turrets.

The truth is a slippery thing, these days. Maybe people wanna know, maybe the don't.

Fred