Popular Quotes
Elizabeth: Yes, Matt, my question was largely rhetorical. But I appreciate you being at the ready with your political ire.
Matt: Well, I'm always here for you, ma'am.
Edgar: You mean just ask [Dorothy] out?
Jimmy: No, get her hammered and finger-bang her in your car.
Edie's not a slut. She's just popular with indiscriminate men.
Susan
I went to check angel Sutton's cut and devil Sutton threw a fit.
Ted
We may be mercenaries but even mercenaries have a code.
Eli
Frannie: The wheel turns, the struggle continues, the command is always the same.
Stu: What command is that?
Frannie: Be true. Stand.
Ross: (About Rachel's makeup) Okay, there you go.
Rachel: (Looks in the mirror) Sure. Sure, I'll just sit next to the transsexual from purchasing.
Steve: She goes in; Five-O goes in behind her.
Fryer: Done, answer it!
Penny: Oh, I know. We could go horseback riding.
Amy: Actually I can't. My hips don't open wider than 22 degrees. I rode a very thin pony once. On the first bump I just pssshh, popped right off.
Raelle: You've always got to be the hero, huh, Bellweather?
Abigail: I love you, shitbird.
Roche: They're taking you to Big Alice. He promised you'll be well-treated.
Layton: I've survived that once.
We found a warhead out here. Must have been a dud, but still killed every person who touched it, including those who stuffed pieces of it into these dead.
Man