Nick: What if I told you next month you'd be waking up in a Greenwich Village brownstone?
Zoya: Dad, I'm still relatively new here, but I know even after COVID we can't afford the village.

We can't have raccoons for the Christmas thing. They'll hunt the kids for sport.

Ron

Daphne and Bay do not know the difference between a few drinks and being a drunk. I cannot go home. You're stuck with me.

Regina

And I'm 69 because people always laugh when you say "69." Hehe, no one knows why.

Homer

Do I get a robe?

Gabriel

Hotch: You want to go home?
Garcia: [nods, weeping]

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Oscar's wife: You were in agony and I told them I thought you were lying.
Oscar: You thought I was lying. And that I was just being an addict. But still, you were willing to come here with me and to be by my side.

Becks: Okay jokes over, where's your real assistant?
Daniel: Come on, Betty's a great girl
Becks: Yeah after twelve shots

Blake: I've been cleaning up your mess all week on the Rutledge case.
Vega: Mess? I stopped a terrorist attack.
Blake: Yeah and you killed two suspects without your body camera operational. The feds are asking questions.
Vega: Like?
Blake: How you did all that, alone?

I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated.

Zoidberg

Fender: Easy, baby. You don't wanna get hooked on this stuff.
Bender: Eh, no need to worry. I don't have an addictive personality.

Max: What are you doing?
"Sebastian": Hey! Buddy. Don't mind me. I'm just looking for something for the boss. How's the training going? What's the matter?
[Max lifts up a glowing strand of hair]
Max: I found a single hair at the bottom of the box. You're him. You're Jonathan.