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I pick up the phone. I sound like the guy that's got the stuff. No matter what the stuff is I sound like that guy compared to you.
Luis
I got Olive Garden to offer us unlimited bread.
Lucille Bluth
I guess life doesn't always imitate art.
Junior
Joey: How are you doing?
Rachel: I'm okay.
Joey: Ooh, that bad, huh? Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. It's one of my gifts.
Rachel: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, then fifty feet of crap, then me.
Mr. Pearce: They can't just take him back.
Julian: Apparently, Sean sees it differently, given Dorothy's somewhat tender mental state, asking too many questions will be inadvisable. It's's taken Herculean efforts just to stop him from involving the cops.
Mr. Pearce: This is why we have contracts. What have I always taught you? Oral agreements are only as good as the paper they're written on.
Kourtney: I don't understand, they have a baby, or don't they?
Julian: Not that it's any of your business, Kourtney, but they did, once upon a time.
Kourtney: Wait, but whose baby are they waiting for tonight?
Julian: Jesus, keep up. They had a baby, then they had a fake baby, then it was replaced with a real baby, and now it's a fake baby again, but this time, Dorothy knows, and she's expecting the Wisconsin yeti to arrive with a real baby any minute. Ya follow, Kourtney?
Kourtney: No.
Julian: Just try not to blow your top, Kourtney, we're hanging on by a thread. Merry fucking Christmas one and all. Let the show begin.
Harold: I keep trying to figure out where I knew you from. Now I know. You're her daughter. Gigi put you up to this, didn't she?
Jenny: Save your breath. What's so funny?
Harold: Gigi always comes out on top, doesn't she?
Impollite to discuss a woman's menopause in mixed company.
Lily
Cab Driver: I can't go any faster.
Hynek: Alexander Hamilton says you can.
Wednesday, me. Fuck, all the gods. We're not the heroes, Shadow.
Mad Sweeney
Tess: You sound weird. Is it the guy?
Cat: Um. Kinda!
She's not done with me yet.
Nikita
I have this theory that Phil purposely installs complicated technology so he has a reason to talk to me like I'm a child.
Claire