Popular Quotes
Herc would break up with me and go after Tyra. He would! He told me!
Lyla
Yes! Tonight is gonna be Legen... wait are we sure it's a good idea to go to a strip club? Shut Up Lily I'm in charge now... Dary!
Barney
Do you know what it's like to have the villain of your story be the hero of your city?
Tommy Elliot
My baby has no shot at a normal life.
Travis
Carisi: The boys lawyered up already?
Benson: They're 21 and make more in a day than we make in a year, combined. What do you think?
Give me that knife and like me more!
Penny [to the kids]
Meredith: You knew? You knew they were going to cut her open?
Cristina: No.
Meredith: They just said you knew!
Cristina: Sutures! I knew they were doing sutures on themselves. And I didn't think I needed to say anything because I shut it down. I handled it!
Meredith: Well apparently you didn't, because it almost cost Lexie her job, not to mention that Sadie almost died in there!
Clark: Lana, I didn't know you were here.
Pete: Yeah, right...
Howard: You gotta like this: the girlfriend.....the ex-girlfriend, bonding over your rooty-tooty stinky booty?
(all but Leonard laugh)
Leonard: Kill me!
Sheldon: It wouldn't help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death.
Secrets are what keep a marriage fresh.
Peter
Riot gear. How is that going to prevent rape?
Caputo
Rollins: You going out?
Kat: House party.
Rollins: I miss those.
Fin: I don't. See you all Monday.
[Benson comes out]
Benson: You all still here?
Rollins: Two minutes to midnight and counting.
Kat: In Vice we never had a Friday night this quiet.
Rollins: I know you're new here, but around here we don't say the Q word.