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Morgan: That's Jessica Flint, biggest gossip in uptown. You would think that between her husband having an affair and her gambling issues, Jessica would be more discreet. I work at Harrah's; I deal blackjack. I see that woman there all the time.
Brody: So much for minding your own business.
Well, nudity is not lewdity, as they say.
Wednesday
"I don't care about photos. I don't care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who's going to clean it up?
Evelyn
It's like every decision I make seems right but it's wrong.
Lily
Samantha: Don't you think this dress could stand to be a little bit shorter?
Charlotte: Samantha, all the skirts have to be the same length.
Samantha: Really? What about Trey's skirt?
Charlotte: It's a kilt, and it's tradition.
Donovan: Atlanta was a city, landlocked, hundreds of miles from the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean, yet so desperate the city's desire for tourism, that they moved offshore, becoming an island, and an even bigger Delta hub, until the city over-developed and it started to sink, knowing their fate, the quality people ran away, Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy, the guy who invented Coca-Cola, the magician and the other so-called Gods of our legends, though Gods they were, and also Jane Fonda was there. The others chose to remain behind, on their porches with their rifles, and one day evolve into mermaids, and sing and dance and ring in the new.
Mermaids: Hail Atlanta!
Leela: The magician?
Happiness doesn't come cheap. Hell, if it did, we would all be smiling.
Dan
I believe that here, there are answers for you. And solace for all of us.
Saru
You know her? That's your dad's girlfriend, right? She sprayed me with the hose once. I liked her.
Meg
Bart: Hey, what's this?
Principal Skinner: Oh, that's my old unit from Vietnam. I was their sergeant, they were my loyal troops. (photo shows Skinner saluting and his men scowling at him) That photo was taken shortly before I was shot in the back which was very strange because it was during a Bob Hope show. I was trying to get Joey Heatherton to put on some pants, for God's sake.
Mr. President, how may I be of service?
Rowan
But I don't care! People's got to stand up for what they believe in, Mr. Stone. We've got to... (Eli and Mosley in unison) ...live brave.
David Mosley