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Paula: Listen, we are gonna make Josh pay. I promise you, I will help you. We'll TP his house, we'll hack his facebook, we'll key his car -
Rebecca: No, no, no. We can't do any of those things.
Paula: Why not?
Rebecca: Because they're not enough. Because Josh Chan must be destroyed.
Paula: What did you have in mind?
Jane: I just find it kind of sexy when you talk all cop.
Michael: Oh yeah? I've got a 15 minute break coming up. The seats in my car lean all the way back.
Jane: I'm not having sex with you for the first time in the back seat of your car.
Michael: I was totally kidding.
Rollins: The yogi comes over and taps me on the shoulder, I didn't even tense up.
Benson: Good for you.
Hayley: Have you even thought about her once?
Klaus: I've not stopped thinking about her. When it pains me, I seek comfort in the idea of what I would do to those who would harm her.
Look, I hate most babies, but your baby; I'm going to love that kid so much. I'm going to pick it up and everything.
Robin
Blair: It was so romantic. My Vivier arrived with a note from Louis. Usually I'd make him wait a standard 48 hours before going on a date but I make exceptions for royalty.
Serena: And you bring royalty to Veselka.
Blair: Oh believe me, I'd rather be at Petrossian. But he's here in secret so he has to keep a low profile and what's lower than this?
Slade: Be patient. But be prepared.
Oliver: For what?
Slade: Choosing between being the man people need you to be or the father that your son will need you to be.
Chase: It's time to step out of the shadow.
Foreman: It's about time
Sometimes you gotta break up to makeup.
Martha
Dean: Be like Elsa, let it go.
Sam: Be like Elsa?
Jenny: Blair, I'm just here for one day. I have an interview with Tim Gunn and if everything goes well then he'll write me a recommendation letter for Parsons.
Blair: Parsons is still in Manhattan is it not?
Jenny: Lower Manhattan. It's 100 blocks away from the Upper East Side.
Blair: Semantics!
That's fifty shades of cray.
Tamara